we ride

Remembering Peter Pan

insomnia

bourbon break

complex

i hate losing

Apology

what you need to know:
generally known as Matthew Yap (math*yoo*yap)
age eighteen
birthday first of feb
google thirteenmattyap@gmail.com
chained to somebody back home
writes ... unfortunately.
can say the alphabet backwards because it takes skill
plays the bass and piano

things to do/be in the future:
a leader of a terrorist group
a don of the first ever classy filipino mafia
a superhero because I just want superpowers
old because it would be really disturbing if i wouldn't be.
unlock the secrets of the universe wanna bet?
jump off the building and survive
find my own you-know-what Because the first one didn't work out as much.
Layout: lyricaltragedy
Pattern: tillyness

1. Whenever Gia does her creepy maniacal laugh, take a shot.

2. Whenever you cry because you miss her, remind yourself that your sexuality and drink the whole bottle to drown your sorrow and pathetic disposition.

3. Whenever you curse off at J!@#$% or B!@# for being total assholes, take a shot.

Died of alcohol poisoning yet? No? :/ I guess I should keep going/

4. Whenever some one says "M!@#y" take a shot.

5. Whenever her camera zooms in on your face drinking Starbuck's dramatically, take a shot.

6. Whenever you write with an unnecessary dramatic flourish, take a shot.

7. If you can imagine imagine yourself writing his checks like that, take two shots.

8. Whenever Gia tells you "That is soo gay" take a shot.

9. Whenever Gia yells at you, take a shot.

You should be dead by now, right? No? I'll keep going.

10. Whenever B!@s acts like a total idiot, drink the whole bottle because that will happen for the entire day.

11. Whenever you think naughty thoughts without Gia's permission, take a shot.

12. Whenever you call J!@#$% or B!@s "retarded" or yell "GO TO UST AND GET RAPED BY A DRUNKEN OLD MAN!" throw the whole bottle at your screen.

13. Whenever Gia draws you, give her a hug and a kiss on the head (but ask her permission first or you'll get beaten up) then take a shot.

14. Miss her again? Try some bourbon this time, your vodka must be running out :/

15. Whenever you head bang to any of the songs on her playlist, take 6 shots.

16. whenever you hear some noob or bitch call Gia emo, drink the contents of your bottle and smash it over their head.

17. whenever B!@s spazzes out about basketball and then he turns to you saying "how does this game goes agains?", buy him an application form to UE then take three shots.

18. For every new rule that Gia tells you, ask her "do you want fries with that?", follow it, and then take two more shots.

19. When Gia hits you on the shoulder and on the back of your head, take a shot.

20. When you mess up, or do something totally stupid like hurt or distract her, say "sorry" in a very uke fashion and take thirteen shots...it gets her everytime.

21. But when someone else is doing it, prepare yourself, ask her if she wants to handle it, and if she says "you take care of it", then take a bottle of vodka and break that person's face after consuming all its contents.

22. When you get totally pwned by Gia in this drinking game, drink all
the liquor in your liquor cabinet and dance in your neighbor's yard, but leave when they threaten to call the cops for the third time, cause that's when they mean business.

OH YEAH, i dont think anyone has ever died from alcohol poisoning. so you're allowed to repeat this game whenever you please.
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i'm not embarrassed at all, if ever she is. if ever there's a reason while this whole thing should be kept a secret. but hell, i'm allowed to at least blog about it right? if anything happens, i still have custody of the things i write. fair is fair, rules are rules, and a deal's a deal.

aw fuck, there's something wrong with my DS.